Menifee Max is Back With a Dynamite Deal for Businesses

YEE HAW!!!

Yep, it's me, ol' Menifee Max, back for the first time in a while to say hello to all my friends. No sir, I ain't dead yet. YAHOO!

Fer those of ya who don't remember or are new around these parts, I got hooked up with Menifee 24/7 a while back. I started a comin' on this here page and givin' away prizes from some of their sponsors. You know, local businesses around town. I reckon it became their most popular promotion ever -- at least that's what it looked like, from the thousands of folks who popped in to say hi on this here new-fangled offline cinema screen, or whatever ya call it.

Here's how the contest worked: Every day (ya never know what time), I would hijack their page for a few minutes and offer up a prize donated by one of the folks who advertise with Menifee 24/7. It could be real neat stuff, like a gift card to a chuck wagon, one of them highfalutin' gymnasiums, or the like. Then the readers make any kinda comment on the thread to enter the random drawing and I pick one winner each day.

These Menifee 24/7 folks sent me a message on the Pony Express, askin' if I could help 'em out again. I just rode back into town and told 'em I'd be happier than a pig in slop to do so, but we need more sponsors!

Here's what they're offerin' to the local businesses around town: Now I'm speakin' to you, business owners. Listen up!

If you want to promote yer business on this here site and make some of the local folk real happy, all ya gotta do is email menifee247info@gmail.com and put "Menifee Max" in the subject line. Yer part of the deal is to donate three gift cards or three of some such prize per month worth at least $10 each. For every month ya do that, ya get a nice discount on an advertising package with Menifee 24/7.

So let's get this here party started! Business owners, email menifee247info@gmail.com now, get in on the fun and enjoy a month of advertising at discounted rates. Besides that, y'all who do this each month are welcomed into Menifee Max's Bunkhouse -- a very distinguished group of ladies and gents, I might add. So every day, even on the days yer business is not the one givin' out the prize, y'all get a mention on a big ol' poster with all yer logos that is posted on that thread. No contracts or nuthin'. You can go month to month if it's yer pleasure.

I ain't too good with 'rithmetic, but I can read -- sort of. Menifee 24/7's Facebook page has almost 25,000 followers. Then there's about 30,000 households in town. So even allowin' for out-of-town followers and multiple followers in each ranch house, I'd say Menifee 24/7 reaches 60-70 percent of the homesteads in Menifee. Hear that, business owners? Yee haw!

How can ya pass that up? So send those emails, tell yer friends, and Menifee 24/7 readers, give me a YEE HAW! Hope to see ya again soon!